‘My parked car was bit by a bull which had escaped from an agricultural show.’

‘The car was parked when a reindeer fell on the bonnet of my car.’

‘As I was driving round a bend, one of the doors opened and a frozen kebab flew out, hitting and damaging a passing car.’

‘While I was waiting at traffic lights, a wasp went down my trouser leg, which made me hit the accelerator and prang the car in front.’
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